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The Hawkins Report: A Stranger Things Podcast

This podcast is satire. This podcast is irony. It is not based in fact. It is not meant to inspire you to do anything. Lots of the commentary contained herein is vulgar and may contain disparaging remarks about race (I mean who likes elves?), religion, politics, and individuals. It may get fanciful, ludicrous, and should be considered wildly apocryphal, but nothing is said out of malice. Nothing is said out of hatred. It is all said with the desperate (at times pathetic) hope to get laughs. Listener/Viewer discretion is advised.
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May 16, 2020

Jessica and Dean wrap up their coverage of Season 3!

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May 4, 2020

Jessica and Dean dive into Alexei's charm, Robin's big reveal, and a great and mature discussion between Mike and El.  

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Apr 30, 2020

Billy's racism. Amusement park rides. Jessica's fondness (to put it lightly) of Steve Harrington, and much more.

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Apr 22, 2020

Jessica and Dean tackle the fastest-moving and most action-packed episode of the season.

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Apr 15, 2020

The best episode of season three so far.

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Apr 6, 2020

The powerful and competent ladies are bailing out all the dingus men.

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Mar 30, 2020

Is the third season leaning a little too heavy into the whole 80s thing...?

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Mar 23, 2020

Jessica and Dean have returned after an extended hiatus!

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Dec 4, 2017

Matthew and Josh join Jessica and Dean for a special four-way discussion about season two's finale. Matthew reads a passage out of "Heart of Thunder" (Ms. Wheeler's romance novel), Josh and Dean debate the use of Billy, and Jessica ensures we miss no details as we plow forward. Thanks again to everyone who joined us for another excellent season of Stranger Things. We'll see you for season three!

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Nov 29, 2017

Dean and Jessica have kicked Matthew back to Portland and they are finally back to work on The Hawkins Report. Jessica and Dean were both relieved to see that Stranger Things is back to form with "The Mind Flayer", and Dean totally forgets that "The Lost Sister" happened because he opens his commentary by saying, "We pick right up where we left off..." Um, no we didn't Dean - there was a whole episode in between. For obvious reasons Bob shines in this episode, but Jessica makes a great point by highlighting that it is hard to care about characters that are introduced in the second season. Additionally, Bob is "the other guy" and despite this we still come to love as much as "the guy" in Hopper. Another stand-out and emotional episode. Thanks to everyone who turned up in the live chat. We will see you for the finale soon!

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Nov 17, 2017

In a season full of high points we've finally gotten a lull in the writing, and Jessica and Dean are convinced that this was the worst episode of both seasons. That's not to say that there aren't redeeming qualities (aesthetic, Eleven, and some cool power displays from Kali), but there is a lot of super-hero movie and Sith/Jedi dynamics on display -- both of which are a bit overplayed. Despite the limitations in this week's episode, Jessica and Dean manage quite a few laughs - especially when "The Craft" comes up and we get a glimpse into Jessica's childhood.

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Nov 14, 2017

"The Spy" raises the bar for season two and supplants "Dig Dug" as the season stand-out. Jessica and Dean talk all things Murray: is he a creep or what? They also get into the Aliens style assault on the Upside Down tunnels, they talk Billy's curling and cigarette work-out, and Jessica reaffirms her love of Steve. All this and more on -- The Hawkins Report.

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Nov 9, 2017

"Dig Dug" may be the best episode of Season Two. Dean and Jessica make the point that "things happen" and those things are perfectly timed. There has been plenty of set-up, sub-plot, and character growth. The Duffer brothers continue to be capable show runners who can weave all the lines together into a tightly knit story. For a season with plenty of high points, Dig Dug may stand alone versus the previous four chapters. What do you think?

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Nov 7, 2017

Jessica and Dean are back at it again and they jump right into the aftermath of Will's encounter with the "Shadow Monster" that apparently has invaded Will's psyche. Yikes. We also talk about Billy the racist, Hopper's aggressive parenting, and an interesting encounter in the Hawkins Lab.

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Nov 6, 2017

Jessica and Dean bring Matthew onto this week's episode and the trio dive deep into "The Pollywog". They all share some concerns for Dustin, but are largely optimistic about his story line for the season long-haul. The protagonists continue to be agents of action (see: Nancy, and Eleven). They do things. They make decisions and we approve. Matthew begs the show to stop making him watch Eleven cry, and the gang speculates on what types of life lessons that Hopper will teach Eleven. Plenty to discuss this week! Thanks again to Matthew for joining us!

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Nov 4, 2017

This week Dean watches the right episode, and both Jessica and Dean agree that this was another strong showing. Stranger Things continues to do what it does well: develop great interpersonal relationships, and this week it is Eleven and Hopper that shine. Jessica says she hates Billy, but Dean is predicting a mid-season turnaround on her feelings for Billy. What do you think? Will Jessica 180 on Billy? Will she fall for those tight blue jeans and devil-may-care attitude? Only time will tell.

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Oct 29, 2017

Stranger Things is back and so is The Hawkins Report! Did Dean watch the wrong episode? Does Jessica still have a "it's complicated" relationship with Steve? Is Mr. Wheeler still a creep-show? Does the second season set up anything interesting? Is the chemistry still there with the kids? Is Samwise really making out with Winona? And finally, can anyone trust Paul "steal your pulse rifle and lock you in the med-lab so you can get impregnated by an alien" Reiser ever again?! All this and more on our long-anticipated return to Stranger Things.

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Aug 21, 2016

 

The Hawkins Report: A Stranger Things Podcast
"Chapter Eight: The Upside Down"

Spoilers Contained!
Joyce and Hopper are taken in for questioning. Nancy and Jonathan prepare to fight the monster and save Will.

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Aug 17, 2016

 

The Hawkins Report: A Stranger Things Podcast
"Chapter Seven: The Bathtub"

Spoilers Contained!
The government comes searching for Eleven. Eleven looks for Will in the Upside Down.

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Aug 10, 2016

 

The Hawkins Report: A Stranger Things Podcast
"Chapter Six: The Monster"

Spoilers Contained!
Hopper and Joyce find the truth about the lab's experiments. After their fight, the boys look for the missing Eleven.

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Aug 7, 2016

 

The Hawkins Report: A Stranger Things Podcast
"Chapter Five: The Flea and the Acrobat"

Spoilers Contained!
Hopper breaks into the lab to find the truth about Will's death. The boys try to locate the "gate" that will take them to Will.

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Aug 3, 2016

 

The Hawkins Report: A Stranger Things Podcast
"Chapter Four: The Body"

Spoilers Contained!
Joyce goes into denial. The boys attempt to communicate with Will.

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Jul 27, 2016

 

The Hawkins Report: A Stranger Things Podcast
"Chapter Three: Holly, Jolly"

Spoilers Contained!

Joyce tries to talk to Will. Hopper makes a startling discovery.

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Jul 22, 2016

 

The Hawkins Report: A Stranger Things Podcast
"Chapter Two: The Weirdo on Maple Street"

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Mike hides the mysterious girl in his house. Joyce gets a strange phone call.

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Jul 19, 2016

 

The Hawkins Report: A Stranger Things Podcast by LSG Media
"Chapter One: The Vanishing of Will Byers" 

Spoilers Contained!

At the U.S. Dept. of Energy an unexplained event occurs. Then when a young Dungeons and Dragons playing boy named Will disappears after a night with his friends, his mother Joyce and the town of Hawkins are plunged into darkness.

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